root-book

+×÷= Alright, let me review my life real quick. The bad news: I died. Hit by a truck. Seriously? Who wrote this cliché script? I didn''''t even get to yell, "Plot twist!" The good news: I reincarnated! New world! Second chance at life! I''''m hoping I''''ll be an overpowered hero with a harem—that''''s the least I deserve as compensation for that truck incident. Let me marry the demon queen! The next bad news: this world is incredible! I''''m shocked myself! And I''''m kicking my past self who was talking nonsense earlier... obviously this isn''''t bad news! This is great news! More good news: Humans here are crazy strong, and every human can awaken superpowers! They call them Talents! And the most epic surprise: I have two unique talents! According to my dad, that''''s extremely rare! I hit the jackpot! I almost prostrated in gratitude because my reincarnation loot was *that* good... Until I realized something very, very crucial was missing. Not sword skills, not my life, not my wallet... WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. I check again. Check one more time. Oh my god, MY MOST IMPORTANT PERSONAL ASSET is gone! "WHERE''''S MY LITTLE BUDDY?! WHERE DID MY THIRD LEG GO?! WHERE''''S MY FAITHFUL COMPANION OF 20 YEARS?!" Every time I look in the mirror, all I can do is sigh in defeat and complain, "SERIOUSLY?! THAT''''S NOT MY KIND OF ISEKAI!!" #NOYURI