11 And he said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the Lord. And, behold, the Lord passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the Lord; but the Lord was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the Lord was not in the earthquake:

  12 And after the earthquake a fire; but the Lord was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice.

  1 Kings 19 – King James Bible

  ==Caden==

  Some Adar come into the dungeon an just dropped a book into my altar.

  The book, blazing with power to my mana sight fell into the bowl, triggering a prompt which I immediately opened.

  I didn’t hesitate for a moment after I read the title. I was finally going to learn how to talk to people properly.

  Finally, I had an opportunity to learn the language. Who would have guessed that someone would just bring something that would teach it to me?

  Honestly, if I had known I probably would have invested a lot of my attention elsewhere.

  Oh well, not like I could do anything about it now.

  The language washed over me in waves, each one drawing me deeper and deeper into a new world. A world of language and connections.

  Time passed without notice, my whole world a torrent of knowledge.

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  Somewhere along the way I felt a brief instinctive acceptance and another language began to seep into my brain, the language of the Adar.

  It was a language of secrets, the whole language built upon cyphers and changing context clues.

  For a time, which I couldn’t measure, the whole world was lost to me.

  Eventually I woke up, the insistent pinging of the system doing its best to play percussion in my head.

  And that was how I became god.

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