An alien ambassador toured Earth cities with human representatives but appeared visibly upset.

  "What are you hiding? Our scouts have reported mass drug addiction and homelessness. Take me there, or I'll leave."

  "We're sorry to deceive you, but we're embarrassed. We have so many political conflicts on how to deal with that."

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  "Do you not follow For the Good of the Individual rule?"

  "For the good of what?"

  "Thousands of years ago, we established a philosophy For the Good of the Individual. Whatever makes one physically and mentally healthy and encourages a unique identity, social tolerance, and coexistence becomes law."