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All I Want to Do Is Walk My Dog Safely

  Rebecca walked her dog and was concerned about what she had seen: An alien sneakily touched a human and instantly transformed into a lookalike. She even caught it on video and joined a holo cast to reveal her findings.

  “Rebecca, thank you for coming. I know you’re taking a big risk. The government has placed the extraterrestrials into a protective status as refugees. Your claim is quite fantastic.”

  “Yes, I know. I support alien refugees, but I think some of their criminals slipped through the cracks.”

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  A few audience members virtually liked and clapped for her.

  “You might be right, Rebecca,” said the host. “We have some questions from the audience. User Anti-Karen38, what’s your question?”

  “Rebecca, it’s obvious you are just a shill for the anti-alien agenda with that fake video. I bet you voted for the former president! Admit it. You’re a hater!”

  “No! What? I’m a registered independent. I don’t even get involved in politics …”

  “Liar! You lack a moral compass!”

  A group of others, along with Anti-Karen38, chanted, “Ban her! Ban her! Ban her!”

  “But …” Rebecca cried. “All I want to do is walk my dog safely. I care about the aliens.”

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