I woke to the cold shock of water to the face. I was still suspended. I didn’t feel any overt shoulder pain, so it could not have been long since I was hung up on. I could see Bolyan slink back into the shadows.

  “I will give you credit, you didn’t piss yourself.”

  “Got to save something for the second date, Princess. If you start with a golden shower, where do you even go from there?”

  “A sense of humor makes this last longer.” I could see the smile forming on her face as she approached.

  “Good. I like long engagements.” She accented her statement by running her finger down my abs.

  “Sweetheart, you seem like the kind who doesn’t even kiss on the first date.” I was feeling that I had started to have her number. It was time to wager. I was betting we had more in common than being human. I waited to time my next statement so I was facing her and could see straight into her green eyes. I wanted to read her response.

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  “You didn’t even give him a blowjob on Prom Night, did you?” Bullseye. I could see her flush; ‘prom’ must have been an earth-specific term. Her flush turned into rage. She hid the tremor in her hands well, only a minor one. I must have struck a nerve. I was a bout to capitalize and push the button further when she went cold. I realized I’d fucked up. She smiled. It was a smile I knew all too well. I really fucked up. The smile became a soft expression.

  “All wrong.” She walked up and slid her hand up my thigh, eyes glued to my crotch. She started to pull the makeshift belt loose, and started pulling down the hem of my trousers.

  “You’re really pretty, like really pretty.” She spoke in pure Valley Girl.

  “And Im..um…kinda a slut.” Something didn’t add up. She was still tugging on my pants. My context-appropriate reactions were slowing her a little.

  “I know it’s still technically our first date, but can we jump right to….FIFTH BASE?” My brain short-circuited for a second as I processed what she said, and the serious tone at the end made no sense.

  It all came together as I felt the tip of one of her shafts touch my now exposed buttocks. I was in deep trouble.

  She wrenched down on my testicles as she made good on her offer of Anal.