Chapter 54: Wu Zuo's Special Training (1)

  "Scarface uncle, are you kidding me? My eldest brother has a divine blessing, how can he be worse than me?"

  Adolf himself could hardly believe it, with a marijuana cigarette still in his mouth. "I started smoking marijuana at the age of seven, asthma, hepatitis, lung disease, my body is already rotten, don't even think about becoming a master this life!"

  "Mr. Ujiie, I'm blessed by the god of plague, and protected by the knight of god!" Oda Nobukatsu almost cut his belly, "What, second place, counting down!?"

  "Shut up, soldiers! Obedience is your duty. The orders I give, you can either accept or get out!"

  Wu Zhō let out a loud roar, then he looked at Adolf with a gaze that surprisingly had a few hints of amusement, "You don't want to be in the first place?"

  "Not interested!" Adolf puffed out a mouthful of smoke.

  "Then stand out and watch me from the side!" Wu Zuo smiled slightly, but his words were sharp and biting. "Actually, I've been wanting you to get out of here for a long time. Adolf has unparalleled potential, but he doesn't have any decent character. You're just a piece of trash, garbage, a loser who will only bring trouble wherever you go!"

  "Wu Zhō Shūshu, Adōu once saved my life!" This statement was too unbearable for Ye Huan to bear, and he couldn't help but speak up for his subordinate.

  "Hey, boss, no need to say anything," Adolf chuckled twice and stood aside. "This uncle is right, I'm a piece of trash, garbage, no need to offend the instructor for me, okay, you guys train here, I'll go find a place to smoke weed..."

  As he spoke, he really squatted under a big tree and started puffing out smoke with an air of nonchalance.

  What else can Ye Huan say?

  Training has officially begun.

  "Now, you are all my students! Wuzhuo walked in front of the remaining five people and said coldly: "My goal is only one, that is to cultivate you into real iron-blooded warriors before the martial arts conference. At least when facing Caesar and Li Xuanbei, these two most brutal opponents of the same age, you can also stand firm for me, don't wet your pants!"

  "Captain Ute, take back those words! I admit that I'm no match for Kaiser, but I'd never wet my pants in front of an opponent!" Unexpectedly, the normally reserved Lelouch interrupted the instructor's lecture.

  "Really?"

  Wu Zuo stared at Lushi's eyes for a while, then suddenly smiled slightly, "Do you think that with your current strength, how long can you last in front of Caesar?"

  "At least one hundred moves!"

  Lushe puffed out his chest, but before he could finish half a sentence, Uzd's fist suddenly rose, and in an instant, the ice and snow, trees, and rocks within a hundred meters were all blown into the air. Whoosh, the fist carrying a fierce breaking sound struck towards Lushe's face, and these things also pressed down with it, the frantic pressure, as if the entire world was collapsing before Lushe.

  Clang! Ruxiu sat down on the ground with a thud, "This, this fist technique..."

  "One hundred moves? Hmph, this one punch of mine is the same as Caesar's Earth-Shattering Fist that defeated Ye Huan back then!" Wu Zuo withdrew his fist, and the ice and snow, trees, and rocks all returned to their original positions. "Lusou, you can at most withstand three to five moves from Caesar, and that was three years ago! And I'm telling you, even if it's Caesar, even if it's this Earth-Shattering Fist of his, he wouldn't dare to take a direct hit from Li Xuan's Thunderous Nine Heavens!"

  "Sir, I was wrong!" Lushe said with shame, lowering his head.

  "You're not beyond redemption if you can admit your mistakes!" Wu Zuo suddenly smiled mysteriously, "Caesar's Extinction Fist is strong, Li Xuan's Thunder Nine Heavens is even stronger, but I happen to have a sword technique that might be able to hold its own against them for a few moves!" Pausing for a moment, "The name of this sword technique is... 'Come find me if you've got business'!"

  "This is also a name of swordsmanship? 'Instructor, I understand that the name doesn't represent everything, please teach me this swordsmanship!'"

  "Alright, there are two key points to master this sword technique. First, I'll teach you a mantra later, memorize it and practice at least 1,000 times every day!" This was the most normal training ever, so Rudeus nodded immediately. But Urd hummed again, "Second point, three times a day - morning, noon, and night - stand in the middle of the camp and shout 'If you have any business, come find me! I'll definitely help you out, or else I'm a big fool' 100 times!"

  "This, this..." Lu Xiu wanted to say that it was too ridiculous, but out of respect for the instructor, he honestly shut his mouth.

  "I won't give you any explanation, if you can do it, then in the future when you encounter trouble, you can say that you are a student of mine, Wu Zuo. If you can't do it, get out of my sight! I, Wu Zuo, have never acknowledged a useless waste!"

  Saying that, Udou left Rushuu stunned on the spot and walked up to Shuuro, "I heard you only came out to fight because of Ryuufuu?"

  "Hmph!" Shura didn't even lift his head.

  "You have a personality, I like your sharp tongue the most, because those who dare to provoke me in front of Wu Zuo must have absolute strength!" Wu Zuo didn't seem angry at all, but half a second later, without anyone noticing, he appeared behind Shu Luo, with a chain in his hand, strangling Shu Luo's neck. "But it's a pity, you're another kind, no skills, and still dare to challenge me, Wu Zuo!"

  "And you know what?" Wu Zuo Le tightened the chain, "This move is my imitation of the Liu Feng family's life and death line, with only 90% of the power of the Liu Feng star. You can't block this move, on He Lie Mountain, you will definitely die at the hands of the Liu Feng star!"

  "How can we defeat Flowing Wind Star?" Shuro's expression was still cold, but his tone had relaxed.

  "Your attribute is Frost, right?" Wu Zuo smiled, "Also, your weapon is a spear... Alright, I have an idea. A set of spear techniques with a somewhat embarrassing name - 'I'm the Big Boss'."

  As she spoke, Wu Zuo gently patted the center of Xi Luo's forehead. Instantly, a layer of ice and snow began to swirl up from her feet, condensing onto her body. In no time at all, she was frozen inside an ice sculpture shaped like a long spear, with only her face exposed.

  "What does this mean?" Shiro's entire body was already unable to move, only his mouth could still speak.

  "The trajectory of my gun technique has been hidden in the ice sculpture. As long as you absorb the Frost Soul power normally, you can learn it within a few days!" Wu Zuo said with a strange smile: "But have you realized a very serious problem? You are already an ice sculpture, how will you eat? How will you drink water? It's at least a month to get to Heilie Mountain, if you don't eat or drink, you'll starve to death and die of thirst!"

  "There's nothing for it now!"

  Wu Zuo continued: "That's the real essence of my shooting technique, Lady Shura. From now on, every morning, noon, and evening, when you're thirsty or hungry, please shout out loud a hundred times, 'I'm the master, who will serve me!?' May God bless you, hopefully someone will bring you some food and drink..."

  After finishing speaking, Udai also ignored Shura and walked in front of Oda Kiyoshi.

  "Master, I'm not afraid of embarrassment, please teach me your advanced techniques!" Oda Seiichi's face was flushed with excitement.

  "Hmm, you've been studying in the Vatican for over a decade, and indeed don't need any special guidance," Uzzo nodded, "So just one sentence, I'll teach you a leg technique called 'I'm an idiot'!"

  "Hey, I'm back, you idiot!" Tidori Akira exclaimed excitedly as he half-knelt down.

  "Master this set of leg techniques, and there are two key points. First, recite the incantation every day and kick your legs a thousand times. With your talent, you can grasp it in just a few days!" Wu Zuo continued: "As for the second point, I want you to carry 100 buckets of toxic liquid around the camp every day, and whenever you see a soldier with a ferocious face, immediately go and kick his butt. Then, shout loudly next to the toxic liquid 100 times, 'I'm an idiot, who's going to kill me?'"

  "Hey, you're right!" Oda Kiyoshi didn't hesitate at all!

  Finally, Wu Zuo arrived in front of Bai Xiaobai.

  "Hmm..." Bai Xiaobai smiled awkwardly, "Uncle Wu Zuo, I'm just here to do laundry and cook for the boss. Such a lame technique, I...I don't need it, right?"

  Wu Zuo stared at Bai Xiaobai's small body for a while, and was also somewhat dissatisfied with this so-called 'weak' talent. "Not bad, your strengths don't lie in combat, no matter how many years you train, you won't become a true strongman. However, how is your imagination?"

  "Imagination?" Hearing that he didn't have to undergo cruel training, Bai Xiaowei's face lit up with joy, "Brother is first in meditation class, shouldn't be too bad, right!"

  "Then imagine this scene!" Wu Zuo sketched in the air across from him, "On Mount He Lie, at the Martial Arts Assembly, your best friend Ye Huan stands on the Salvation Golden Summit, with one punch, he repels Li Xuan Ba, with one palm, he takes down Caesar, and then a series of whirlwind kicks, Flowing Wind Star, Lie Tian Yang, and even Ou Qi Xi, these people are left helpless at his feet... The crowd cheers, the heavens move, even the Pope can't help but shout in praise, three years later, the King of the Heavenly Father's Church has finally returned!" By the end, his voice was filled with temptation, "Want to make it a reality?"

  "I want!"

  "Then accept my training!" Wu Zuo smiled more evilly than Ye Huan at certain times.