"Hello, world.

  "Today, instead of a live vlog, I'll be broadcasting something that Faz, my robots, and I have been recording the last few days - a mostly-two-actress production of the Rocky Horror Show. I'll admit that during larger showings, I usually go as Columbia, but it's been fun being silly and doing the whole thing within the limitations of being aboard Pumpkin.

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  "And now, without further ado..."