Chapter 105

  Chang'an City, the largest city in the world, with a population of one million, is the capital of the Great Tang Empire. The city is extremely prosperous, especially the wine, women, wealth and material goods within Chang Le Fang are unparalleled in the world. Anyone who has some spare money dreams of coming to play here.

  In the upper room of Chunfeng Building, the first house in Changlefang, two men were drinking with a group of prostitutes. One of them was a robust man with a hairy chest, holding a large bowl of wine in one hand and fondling a half-naked prostitute in his other hand, making her gasp and laugh uncontrollably.

  Another ordinary-looking man was also surrounded by two nearly naked beauties, one of whom was toasting him with a wine cup, while the other courtesan was serving him dishes. The man's hands were wandering over the bodies of the two courtesans, just like the robust man earlier, causing the two women to giggle and dodge in embarrassment. Meanwhile, three or four more beauties were teasing and frolicking on one side, filling the entire room with a riotous display of springtime revelry.

  "Brother Niu, how's this elegant and majestic scene? Can we still visit the Chang'an Spring Breeze Pavilion? Haha... Come on, little girl, give me another smile."

  "Hahaha, brother, you're indeed a man of my generation! Old Bull has never enjoyed such a wonderful time since birth! Come on, come on, today we'll drink fine wine and have a fierce battle with the enemy for 300 rounds! Let's see who will be the first to retreat in defeat!"

  It turned out that Bohu had invited Niu Mo Wang to Chang'an to drink flower wine, and Niu Mo Wang was also an old hand in the flowers. He had a wife at home and a second wife outside, not to mention how many one-night stands he had. Bohu and Niu Mo Wang were indeed birds of a feather, and the two guys hit it off immediately, either I invited you or you invited me, and they were the epitome of wine and meat friends.

  This time, Bo Fu had originally invited Niu Mo Wang and Huang Pao Guai to come to Chang'an to cause trouble. However, Huang Pao Guai had recently taken a wife who was the leader of a bandit gang, but he ended up being controlled by her and couldn't go out and cause trouble as he pleased. Only Niu Mo Wang came rushing over to Bo Fu's place in a hurry. Bo Fu spent tens of thousands of taels of silver to rent a room at the best brothel in Chang'an, and also called over a courtesan who was both open-minded and charming to serve himself and Niu Mo Wang. As for the famous courtesan who was known for her strict morals, she wasn't even invited.

  The old cow was also a follower of the elegant and refined, and in the past liked to chat with famous courtesans about his nonsensical poetry and sentimentalism. But now, Bo Fu pulled him over, and this cow head originally wasn't very satisfied with these powder heads who only had looks and ***, but after Bo Fu told a few dirty jokes from the wine table of later generations, and played some small games in the nightclub of later generations, such as "bird walking", "global wandering", "emperor's game", "ice and snow" and other yellow games, it made the old cow sigh in amazement, and immediately threw away his literary old man skin to the ninth heaven.

  Two middle-aged men indulged in debauchery, unable to restrain themselves at the banquet and began to fool around. For three whole days and nights, they didn't leave the brothel's gate. Finally, Bó Fú looked at the money he had swindled from his previous scam and saw that it was almost gone, so he settled the bill and left the brothel with Niu Mowang.

  "Great King Bird, you are indeed famous for a reason! Awesome! Next time we go to Yangzhou to drink flower wine, I'll be the host! Let's bring my second brother, Jiaomo Wang, along too! Haha haha haha, it's really going to be a lively and fun time!" Niu Mo Wang laughed loudly and patted Bo Fu's shoulder, setting down their next appointment for a wild outing.

  "Haha, King Bull Demon is indeed a seasoned veteran of the brothels, a formidable opponent! Three days and three nights without his golden spear falling! I am impressed! Next time in Yangzhou, I will definitely challenge you to a drinking contest, old bull!" Bo Xiang shook his head and sighed, making a vow.

  "Haha, old cow's cultivation is profound, you little bird king can't beat me!" Old Cow also started bragging.

  "Brother Bird King, something has come up at my place so I'll take my leave first. Next time when I go to Yangzhou, I'll send someone to inform you in advance. See you in Yangzhou!"

  "Alright! This time I must make you, old cow, go bankrupt!" Baifu replied, watching as the Ox King rode off on his transformed horse, leaving through the East Gate of Chang'an.

  "What else can we do for fun? Ah, right...” Ba Fu sneered and flipped his hand, revealing a golden elixir he had snatched from Lao Jun. With a wave of his hand, a bowl filled with water appeared. Ba Fu tossed the golden elixir into the water, and after a moment, he took it out and mixed it with a bowl of honey and flour to create twelve dark golden pills.

  Ba Fu picked up the dan medicine and walked unsteadily towards Chang'an's Daming Palace.

  The night was deep and the people were quiet, inside the Daming Palace it was a sheet of silence. The on-duty imperial guards were still changing shifts at the palace gate, while the small eunuchs and palace maids inside had all fallen asleep. A figure majestically walked through the gates and halls, wherever he went those small eunuchs and palace maids, as well as the guards, were all sleeping soundly. Inside the Ganlu Temple, Li Shimin was hugging a beauty and sleeping sweetly, when suddenly a pang of unease made him wake up with a start. As the emperor who rose to power on horseback, he immediately felt that something was off, this silence inside and outside the temple was too much, the two national dukes' tablets were still hanging there, but inside the temple someone was sitting at the table, lighting the candles and looking at Li Shimin's book.

  Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, immediately sensed something was amiss and knew that this person must be no ordinary human to have entered his bedchamber undetected. He reached back and gently struck the woman's neck, rendering her unconscious so she wouldn't cry out and arouse suspicion in the people at the table.

  Li Shimin was very clear that the person already knew he had woken up, and he sat up and said: "Who are you? Why did you sneak into my bedroom at night?"

  "It's indeed a majestic and bold move! I'm Xiaoyuzi from the Soundless Mountain, but my name is not worth mentioning, so let's just forget it."

  "You are no ordinary person!" Li Shimin saw the guards and eunuchs sleeping soundly outside the door, as well as the palace maids.

  "Oh, Your Majesty is wondering why the portraits of the two national dukes in front of the gate cannot suppress the evil spirits? Haha, the people in these portraits have gone through a hundred battles and have enough murderous aura to suppress all evil spirits under heaven, but they are useless against me. However, Your Majesty does not need to worry, if I wanted to rebel, I would have done so long ago, why wait until now? To be honest, I came here tonight to give you the elixir of immortality. I know that you usually like to take the golden elixirs refined by those Taoist priests, but unfortunately, most of them are useless! Now I leave behind twelve grains of golden elixir, Your Majesty can take them yourself. Note, one person in a lifetime can only take one grain!"

  "Master Xian, are you giving me a golden elixir? What is the name of this golden elixir? What is its medicinal effect?" As soon as Li Shimin heard about the golden elixir, he became dizzy.

  "This elixir was refined by your ancestors in heaven, called 'Dragon and Tiger Golden Elixir'. Its effect is simply to make one free from illness and disaster, and enjoy a long life. If Your Majesty has been fighting on horseback for many years, and the old injuries have made Your Majesty's lifespan no more than 40 years, even if the old friends in the underworld prolong your life by one hundred years, you will not live beyond 60 years. This elixir can guarantee that Your Majesty will live beyond 80 years, but as a ruler, you are destined to die eventually, this is the limit of being a ruler."

  Before Li Shimin could ask again, Bo Fu transformed into a gust of clear wind and left. "Hehehe, first give you Journey to the West a variable. Anyway, it doesn't matter how long Li Shimin lives, let's see what interesting things will happen!"

  All the way west, Ba Fu arrived outside the Black Wind Cave. The black bear spirit in this cave is a rare monster with orthodox inheritance, and can even discuss the art of longevity with Buddhist monks. It's just because of this that the black bear spirit is a bit uninteresting. Ba Fu flew over the top of the Black Wind Cave and saw a bright Buddha light below, knowing that something had happened, and this bear spirit was going to be unlucky. However, Ba Fu didn't have much friendship with him, nor did he go to remind the bear spirit, but instead looked at Tang Monk who was still pale, while the monkey made Ba Fu take a few more glances.

  Only saw this monkey, no more than five feet tall, jumping and jumping, not a moment's peace. Bo Fu's divine eyes could see much farther than Sun Wukong's fiery golden eyes, "This monkey is indeed big, a five-foot-tall monkey can be called the Monkey King, I don't know if its brain will taste good in the future, after all, this thing jumped out of stone and may not have meat." After looking at it, Bo Fu turned his head westward and left on his own.