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And it’s over.

The worst part was what happened to Pat Robertson, who came to California to berate us, telling us that the zombies had attacked us because we had given gays the right to marry and then done the same for the zombies. He had drawn a huge crowd of conservatives and family rights folks to his [...]

Give ‘em an inch…

Aw crap!
The zombies got too much. They’ve become emboldened by their victory in the California State Legislature and Assembly, and now they’re walking the streets! People are being attacked, dragged to the ground, eaten in ways that are just so typically zombie.
I can hear the conservative commentators chortling away on the radio even as I [...]

Victory for Undead Rights!

After long intense meetings with the Governor, the California Assembly and Legislature have passed legislation recognizing the rights of metabolically challenged Americans everywhere to marry, vote, and enjoy all the rights that other Americans have as well.
Victory for humanity, alive and otherwise, everywhere? Or sure sign of the apocalypse?
There are of course those who say [...]

Backlash: Get Your Jaws Off My Brains

I suppose that a backlash against the zombie rights movement was inevitable. Too many people are entrenched in the old ways of doing things. I think the last straw, though, really was when the undead contingent, enheartened by the recent victory of the gay rights movement, starting demanding the right to marry the living. As [...]

The Zombie Menace in Sacramento

While zombies are apparently wreaking havoc and devastation worldwide, here in Sacramento, California, life seems to be going on as normal. For the most part, at least. I mean, it’s California. When you’re undead and bored and you’ve exhausted the cerebral eateries in the rest of the continent, where else are you going to go [...]

Zombie attack on hold

Yargh. Work’s been awfully busy today what with me reporting to my boss on my experiences at MoodleMoot and various attempts to integrate Articulate with Moodle through SCORM I just haven’t had time to blog about the zombie attacks.
Why couldn’t Friday the 13th have come on a Saturday?

Ugh… Not sleepy at all

Past midnight here in California and I have work tomorrow. The week’s been pretty long already what with the conference and my lungs acting up today and all the whatnot.
Yes, the lungs. We’re experiencing a drought in California. It must be true, because Governor Schwarzenegger said so, and the Terminator doesn’t lie. Plus it’s been [...]

Quick Note

On the whole, MoodleMoot 2008 was pretty good and I’m glad I went. There were good panels, many of which, like any self respecting panel in any event where you have a bunch of nerds gathered, went over their time limit.
I focused on the panels that seemed most appropriate to my situation. There were a [...]

Don’t Forget…

…This Friday, June 13th, it’s time to BLOG LIKE IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD (again). There was a great deal of discussion as to whether this year’s apocalypse would be a zombie attack again, or whether some other catastrophe would befall mankind. Robot uprising, perhaps. Or maybe triffids. Or maybe something very else altogether. [...]

Yee-HAW, that was fun!

Current Mood: PlayfulPeople are still blogging like it’s the end of the world, and that’s perfectly appropriate, though I personally got zombified a couple of hours ago and my narrative self is presumably wandering the fields of Dixon, looking for fresh flesh to munch on.  This kind of participatory narrative is fun to be a [...]

End

Current Mood: UndeadCoffee.  Lots and lots and lots of coffee.  The caffeine and the albuterol (lots and lots of that, too) seem to be shoving the neurons back to life for a bit.  But anyway it’s time to stop kidding myslf.
Jennifer’s on her way home now. I hope to god she makees it.  Bt I [...]

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Current Mood: Scared & Sickan intresting report from Kennedy Space centr.  No news on nukes.

Local Update

Current Mood: ScaredMan I could realy go for som sushi now.
im tying to get information about whats going on in our area. Dixons gne, I think. Maybe. I was going to driv em my car and get suplies, btu my car’s outside and i"D hav eo =to go past [...]

Oops`

Current Mood: Scared & Sicksorry everyne.  I fell asleep on my keyboar.d  I didnt mena t freak anyone out.
Okay, yeah, its zombiesl.  Fine, i believ it now.  i gess I was just scared.  But now i’m watching Slither, which is oen of my favoitre movies.  Makes me lauh everyt time I see it.
Som e [...]

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