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Give ‘em an inch…Posted 5 months, 22 days ago., on Saturday, June 14th, 2008, at 12:14 am Aw crap! The zombies got too much. They’ve become emboldened by their victory in the California State Legislature and Assembly, and now they’re walking the streets! People are being attacked, dragged to the ground, eaten in ways that are just so typically zombie. I can hear the conservative commentators chortling away on the radio even as I type this. "Everyone who laughed at the ‘undead agenda’?" they say. "Well, who’s laughing now? AAARRRGHHH!" If you’re still out there, able to read this, then heed this warning: STAY AWAY FROM CALIFORNIA! Not only are the dead walking the earth, killing people and eating their brains, but they’re doing so with LEGAL SANCTION! There’s nothing we can do about it! I just saw our neighbor chased down, dragged to the ground, and eaten, her brains spurting out all over the front of her house like strawberry jam squirting out of a jelly doughnut. I can’t tell you how horrible it was to see! My God it was like Limbaugh going after a bottle of Oxycontin! Remember, people… If you give rights to minorities, THEY WILL COME BACK AND EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! We should have listened to Michelle Malkin. Good luck, everyone who’s left. Try to hold on to the remnants of civilization as the undead armies march across the face of the earth…  Give ‘em an inch… by Richard Crawford, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. Comments» |
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