Game on, squirrels!

The squirrels have already made their opening moves:

Demon squirrel attacks motorcyclist!
Squirrel attacks 3 at a San Jose, CA, school!
Squirrel attacks shoppers in Florida!
Also in Florida, squirrel responsible for power outages!
Squirrel attacks and injures 3 in Germany!
And this is probably the worst of all:  Squirrels desecrate graves of US veterans!

Are you ready?

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