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Perl and MePosted 5 years, 6 months ago., on Tuesday, July 1st, 2003, at 8:54 pm
Me: Okay, Perl, let’s get busy. Yesterday we figured out how to move files from one server to another one file at a time. Today let’s work out how to move more than one at a time. Perl: Okay. Me: So, let’s do it. Here, move these files. Perl: Nope. Me: Please? Perl: Nope. Me: Okay, let’s try another approach. Perl: Uh uh. Me: C’mon, I’ll give you a nice little upgrade if you work with me on this. Perl: I refuse. Me: What? Perl: You heard me. Fuck this, I’m going to take a nap. Me: No, you can’t! We’re on a deadline! This was supposed to be done yesterday! Perl: Yawn. Like I care. Me: You bastard! Okay, here, have a major code rewrite! Perl: Oh, neat. Watch me crash. Me: NO!! Perl: In fact, I think I’ll take all these files with me! Me: You’re kidding! Perl: Yeah, I’m just kidding. Me: Oh, thank God. Perl: Bwah ha ha haaa!! I wasn’t kidding!! Watch those files evaporate into electronic mist! Me: Hah! I have those files backed up on our old development server! Nice try! Perl: Oh, poop. Me: Okay, I’ll pull out a majority of your code base and replace it with something I know works. Try that on for size! Perl: Clunk. Me: Um. Oops. Perl: Clunk. Me: Oh, come on! Let go of those files! Perl: Don’t want to. They’re mine, all mine. I’ve done a total permissions change on them and now you can’t touch them! Me: Oh my god. Perl: Who’s the bitch now?  Perl and Me by Richard Crawford, unless otherwise expressly stated, is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. 1 Comment» |
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